I've been playing lame computer games all day.
Spider Solitaire: Well this game has been a BITCH today. Usually i can play it fine, but it just never lets me win! I was trying to teach my mum earlier, because she's a sucker for shitty card games, but i couldn't show her how to win because it wouldn't let me! Muh.
Solitaire: This game is way too easy. I win practically every time. It gets boring after a while! Stupid thing.
Taipei: I love this game, and i live for the stupid little messages it gives you at the end. I love the fact that you can undo things if you go wrong, and the hint thing is a bonus! It's just that when on my computer, the tiles are soooo tiny that i have to lean forwards to see them properly. It hurts after a while, so i have to give up. I usually go back to a card game.. hehe..
Hearts: Don't even get me started on this game. It's evil. All the other three players gang up on me. But i like the fact that i can name them! Shit face, Fuckwit and Badger Brains are the names i tend to use. I think it describes them perfectly.
Rattler: Also known as snake, this is the most eeeevil game in the world. You can't win. Ever. You just get fatter and fatter until you take up the whole world and then you eat yourself. It's the most depressing game that i have ever played. I like to be able to win! Honestly, whoever came up with an obese, vegeterian rattle snake with nothing better to do than collect apples for points while avoinding walls, must have been on drugs or something. At the very least let the snake eat something a bit more.. well.. not appley!!
Pinball: Now.. hmm.. normally, i love this game. Normally, i can reach scores that are in the millions. Normally. Unfortunatly, today was a very poor pinballing day. I fucked it up each and every time. Stupid, stupid game!! (You'll notice how it's the games fault and not mine!)
Freecell: MUH! This game is worse than both of the solitaires, but doesn't even come close to hearts. I can win this game, but it involves a little too much effort. And also, if i accidentally click on the wrong bit (which is often the case, because my fingers and my touchpad don't mix very well) it deselects the card i want to move. I've been known to try 5 times before actually moving the damn card where it's meant to go!
Sherlock: This is a brilliant game. My mum is addicted to it. All the bright colours and stuff! It's pure Leisha-logic! There is a downside, however.. it takes up the whole screen. Which is all very well, because i can just alt+tab my way out if i want.. but that isn't all.. if anything happens outside the program, like.. someone signs in to MSN or IM's me, the whole game minimises. Stupid thing!! If i want to finish a couple moves whilst they're fresh in my mind and then talk to whoever just said hi then that's what i fucking want to do! I don't want to suddenly find myself out of the game and clicking anywhere, including the close button on certain windows!! MUH!!!!!!!
Minesweeper: This game just pisses me off sometimes. I mean, to start it off you haven't got a clue where the mines are.. and so you just click anywhere to see if there's one there. I might just be unlucky, but i ALWAYS hit a damn mine. And then i have to start over, and hit another mine, and then i start over and hit another fucking mine. It gets depressing. I don't like being blown up! So i just go to custom and make it a HUGE board with like, 10 mines or something. THEN i can win. Woo! But i'll forgive this game because it has a cool smily face at the top, and i like how he looks with sunglasses! Very funky.
So, if anyone has a game that i'll like and that i can win, and that won't cause an army of rather angry penguins to rampage at me from afar, then be sure to tell me.. ok?
Where did the penguin thing come from? Well check this out. My brother drew it.
Isn't it the most... bizarre yet awesome thing?? hehe..
I've had lots of rewarding conversations today, it's been fun. I like it when that happens. I've also listened to lots of new songs thanks to Chris! Woo!
Anyway, i must depart. Spider Solitaire is waiting.
D'OH!
~Leisha~
MSN: "No thanks, i already have a penguin."
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