You know something?
Ireland is supposedly the land of pop musicians.. Westlife, Boyzone and The Corrs etc...
Wales is the home of indie rock, Lostprophets, Funeral for a Friend etc..
America is the land of the metal heads, Killswitch Engage, Machine Head, Pantera, Slipknot, Mushroomhead, Shadows Fall, Avenged Sevenfold.. not to mention ye olde metallers such as Metallica (who according to my brother are more American than apple pie and fat people)!
Sweden is where all the crazy amazing guitarist peoples hang out.. Opeth and other such talented d00ds..
But what does England have?
Busted.
Fucking BUSTED.
Oh yeah, and S club 7. Who spilt up. WOOT.
But you know what's worse? Well i'll tell you anyway.. all those shitty little kids who want to be them. Oh yes, there are such things.
Some 14 year old wannabe's who think that just because they have flying V guitars and eye brows the size of a small continent, they can jump up and down on MTV whining about how original they are. HA. It makes me sick, it really does. Those fucking S club Juniors piss me off too, with high pitched wails that could rival a banshee who just stepped onto a rather sharp pin not only putting a rather large hole in her foot, but also in her favourite pair of pink stripy socks. Those hideous songs that get played everywhere you go because some pervert called Roger sits at home constantly dialing into MTV or Radio 1 or whatever because he wants to drool over 12 year old girls (and boys) prancing about happily because they think they're the latest craze. HA! Fucking losers.
Oh sure, England has a few bands to be proud of. Iron Maiden, Cradle of Filth for example.. but somehow Busted have managed to infect the world with their disgusting renditions of poorly written and even more poorly executed songs. You know, apparently one of them is a Grade 8 guitarist! So why the FUCK do they use 3 chords per song?? WHYY??? They could try, you know.. They really could. If only the one that looks like two caterpillers have taken up residence above his eyes didn't take it upon himself to dowse his hair in various amounts of peroxide, then they could change their image.. change their goddamn MUSIC. Seriously, if they were doing it to make money then surely they've got enough now to start making decent music.. but i think that was just an excuse to stop people beating them up.
But you know what, it's ok.. no really, it's ok.. i can deal with listening to another country's music.. I don't mind that all the bands i listen to tour all over America and then do like, 2 gigs over here.. It's fine. Really. But remember this. England is the land of comedy. Nothing beats british sitcoms. Friends is funny, but i'd rather watch Blackadder any day. Will and Grace is all right, but Red Dwarf is superb. American cartoons such as The Simpsons, Futurama and Family guy are all awesome, but Danger Mouse cracks me up everytime... Just you remember....
~Leisha~
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